900 years of time and space

Sooooooooo this is my blog and it is full of supernatural, doctor who, supernatural, pjo, sherlock, harry potter, merlin, marvel, glee, community and other fandoms that i am a part of. It also contains the marvelous eagle called STEVE (because of Steve rogers). And also other stuff. About me: Im from Peru (the country not the city) and i like liking things. BTW MY NAME IS DANIELA, but people call me Dani. I ocassionally may cosplay as Sam, the TARDIS, Sherlock, castiel, or some other character I want to cosplay in the not so distant future.



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49 minutes ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 3,040 notes
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UR NOT WORTH BIENG SHOT BY SEESTRA SEESTRA

Anonymous

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1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
UR GAYER THAN THE UNAIRED PILOT OF SHERLOCK

Anonymous

hella

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1 note
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FUCK YOU

Anonymous

damn right

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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HATE

Anonymous

to what? yourself?

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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theaceventuro:

  • hey butter butter hey butter butter milk
  • i know how to make this shit
  • hey pancake pancake hey pancake pancake syrup
  • ma ple sy rup
1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1,016 notes
Tagged as: #doctor who 

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 291,367 notes
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surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 203,634 notes

fricklefracklephan:

partyinthenunnery:

Evolution of Phil Lester (AmazingPhil)

Jesus Phil stop that

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 2,510 notes
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HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 948 notes
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batmanisagatewaydrug:

madameatomicbomb:

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

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This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 121,717 notes
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therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 790,966 notes
1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1,701 notes
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file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 445,626 notes
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